My kids are constantly saying the craziest things but I never think of writing them down. But, here are a couple of cute and funny things that my kids have said in the past couple months that I was able to jot down.
Bennett came into my bedroom one morning while I was getting dressed and he said "Mom, you have pretty underwear!" They honestly aren't anything special haha.
This spring when I was working on some stuff for Kristen's graduation I had one of her baby pictures on our computer. Ashley was sitting in my lap and looked at the baby and I told her how that was a picture of Kristen when she was a baby. Ashley replied with "That's baby Kristen on the computer?" I said, "Yeah, can you believe it?" She said "You're kidding me!"
Ashley was getting into her cozy coop car outside and then she quick stopped and got out and said "Oh wait, mom me need money!"
Bennett and I went for a walk/bike ride one night this summer and we were getting attacked by mosquito's. Bennett said "They are going to give me bug polka-dots."
Ashley peed her underpants for the 2nd time within an hour and I said "Ashley I am not happy with you. I am getting upset." She shook her finger at me (with an attitude) and said "You be fine!"
Ashley had a play cup and handed it to me to have a "drink". I said "mmmm is this coffee or hot cocoa?" "Juice" I asked what kind of juice - expecting her to say apple juice. She said "Tomato juice." Mmmm yum.
I overheard Ashley saying "Hi, welcome to McDonalds. How many I help you?"
We woke up one morning to it raining and Ashley said "It's raining! Build a snowman?"
Bennett was looking at a picture of his new baby cousin Tyeden and I said to him "Maybe some day mom and dad will have another baby." He said "nahhhh let's have more kitties instead!"
Ashley was pushing around her baby doll stroller and said "Aura's (Laura) baby can go in my stroller?" I said "No, I think Laura will get her own stroller for the baby." She said "Ohhh that's awesome!!"
Ashley was just having one of those days...I said, "Ashley, you're just full of drama today." She said "No, my tummy full of pizza."
I was trying to get Bennett ready for bed one night. Earlier on in the night the kids were playing with the play food - particularly the eggs for some reason. Well, after he had his pjs on, all of a sudden he put all the eggs on a pile on the floor, crouched overtop of them and sat down on them. Trying not to laugh I asked him what he was doing and he said "There are baby chicks in the eggs and I have to sit on them to keep them warm so that they hatch." He proceeded to sit there for a few minutes but I was getting alittle impatient and wanted him to go to bed. So he picked up his eggs and took them to bed with him. I had them all tucked in nicely but then about half and hour later he came upstairs to go to the bathroom...carrying all 4 of the eggs with him. A few hours later that night when I went downstairs to check on him and turn his light down, I found him all curled up in the fetal position and the eggs were tucked right in there by him too staying nice and warm. :-)