Kids Say...

Here are a few quotes from the kids that I've been able to jot down during the year.  Some of these are almost a year old though so Ashley would be 4/5 years and Bennett 6/7 years.  

Ashley was playing Amazing Grace on the Ipad so I sang the words to the song for her.  "Was blind, but now, I see".  She said, "Yeah, she was blind but now she can see."  I said who was?  "That amazing Grace!"  The only Grace she apparently knows is cousin Grace.

One Saturday night in June I told the kids they needed to shower and get to bed because we had church in the morning to which Ashley asked "When is the last day of church?"  I explained to her how going to church will NEVER end, unlike Sunday School which we don't have during the summer.

Ashley ""I want to eat blueberries with my feet"   She she explained to us that Curious George can do this.

Bennett and I were watching the Price Is Right.  "...come on down, you're the next contestant..."  The (larger) female contestant then got all excited and was running down and Bennett said "Her boobs are shaking!"

Ashley "The real Mother Goose writes the best nursery rhymes!"

Ashley wanted to look at a book in the van one night when it was dark.  I told her I wasn't turning the interior lights on and she got all mad and yelled "Pull over to the elbow and turn the lights on".

Ashley was reading the ketcup bottle at supper and sounded out Hunts, the brand of ketchup.  She said "Oh they hunt for tomatoes!"

Ashley:  It was time for her shower and she sat on the toilet to pee quick before her shower.  I stepped out of the bathroom to help Bennett with something and came back in a few minutes later and she was still sitting on the toilet.  I said "Hurry up Ashley."  She said "I'm slow like a sloth."

I asked Ashley "When are you going to want to clean your room?" (it was a disaster!)  Ashley "At a different time."  R: "Like when?"  Ashley "When the government says."  .......WHAT??  So weird.